The Colonials try to find a good bottle they can review as a collaboration. This is harder than you might imagine, given regional availability, but they settle on an enigma: Nikka’s Coffey Grain.

Delicious honey cakes

A laser beam of crisp, pure, fantastic flavour.

Sometimes gems lurk at the back of your whisky cupboard

Looks fantastic, sounds fantastic, is very much not fantastic

Decent, but not as solid as previous releases.

Enjoyably artificial and gloriously confused