The Teuchter 17yo
New Decadent Drinks Release | 46% ABV
Score: 7/10
Very Good Indeed.
TL;DR
Sweet, satisfying, and drinkable: nuff said
Passions Begetting Passions
While Iβve always loved creative writing, it was really amateur photography that brought me into the whisky-as-a-hobby sphere of the internet and hobnobbing with the Whiskyverse on social media, reddit, other discussion groups, and this esteemed website.
As an avid hiker and modest outdoorsperson, I did my best to capture my surroundings with a standard phone camera - and by βstandardβ I mean the miracles-of-science we all carry in our pockets. The advancements in phone-camera and handheld recording technology over the past few years have been exponential. Thatβs not even an opinion. What we as humans can capture with our ubiquitous six-inch metal-and-glass phenomena of modern technology would astound the average person even ten years ago.
Like most people my age and younger, I have a library with thousands of photos Iβve taken with this device: everyday life, special occasions, vivid scenes of nature, my latest dram, all captured and catalogued. Mostly buried and dormant in a cloud I pay monthly for, but at the ready when needed.
In late 2024 when I was well within the throes of enthusiastic whisky exploration, my partner - who tolerated my malted hobby with patient acceptance - seemed interested in nourishing my other pastimes. She thoughtfully purchased a compact, mirrorless professional camera, gifting it to me for Christmas that year. I loved it instantly. Knowing how expensive they are, I'd never asked for one, there were no hints that I wanted one, I didnβt think to, my phone had always been fine.
But without being too clichΓ©, itβs now βthe gift that keeps on giving.β Over 4,000 photos later, the cameraβs received plenty of use and is one of my most treasured possessions.
Without any formal training or knowledge on how to even properly use it, I dove right in. Chasing light and various tableaus, backgrounds, and subjects -mostly my very active two year old Goldendoodle, who is more blur than dog. A lot of trial and error and learning how the sun, shadows, and indoor light all affect objects. The basics really.
Using whisky βbottle modelsβ as vassals to this study wasnβt even intentional. More practical than anything. Whisky bottles are light, can be carried, positioned, and moved easily (albeit delicately) and the liquid dances a stunning color when directly hit by sunlight. They make great focal points for framing and the small lettering on the labels allowed me to practice my focus and fumble around with the cameraβs tools.
A huge bonus they also arenβt sixty-five pounds of puppy energy.
So, when I found the photos I was taking of my various βmodelsβ were coming out halfway decent and my characterful neighborhood surroundings were just begging to be a background, I began publishing these photos on an anonymous Instagram, again, without any motivation beyond sharing my hobby.
Adding bottle photography and sprinkling in creative writing heightened my passion for whisky. I began seeing settings for how bottles could be framed by a photo and thinking beyond just the label for how light or colors would elevate or accent elixir and glass. I dove deeper into describing my sensations with each pour.
I always enjoyed sharing whisky, now I was capturing whisky.
Instead of opening bottles right away or shoving them in the closet, they accompanied me on trips. At first, I was self-conscious of being in the dirt, prostrate in front of a whisky bottle, camera at an awkward angle, but now I like getting a little grimy, brushing sand and soil and grass out of my hair and off my clothes.
Plus, how can I get those earthy notes off whisky if Iβm not down in the Earth!
I was drawn to colorful, well-designed labels from independent bottlers like Decadent Drinks and Cut Your Wolf Loose (who use local artists and not AI) where the liquid inside matches the unique, vibrant, and splashy stickers adorning their bottles making for both excellent aesthetics and satisfactory sipping.
In some cases, a bottle would lie unopened because I had too many ideas for photos. Patience was tested as I resisted the temptation to open until sufficient capturing had been achieved.
In the case of todayβs bottle, it remained untouched for months, always one more photo to take, one more adventure to capture. The wonderful logo and colorful illustration kept creating ideas. I had too many settings for βFloraβ the namesake βTeuchterβ and high hopes to capture those delightful green, orange, and blue hues elegantly spangled on the label and paired perfectly with the dark, cola color of the sherry matured whisky.
I eventually had to say enough. The photos were done, letβs assess the liquid.
Review
The Teuchter, 17yo, 2025 release, Matured in βOld Sherrywoodβ (First-fill PX Cask), 46% ABV
US$85 (Β£65) paid and still some availability
Decadent Drinks get an abundance of coverage on this website, especially compared to other bottlers, and are held in high esteem by the writers, myself included. They have prolific output for an independent bottler, producing a dizzying array of releases, each with their own artwork and back story cleverly put together by their team.
Their tongue-in-cheek and irreverent approach to both marketing and bottling is refreshing in a whisky world that often takes itself too seriously or relies heavily on stunts and AI, as I exhaustively discussed in my last write-up.
Setting a standard for releasing at such a high output, while treating each bottle uniquely is quite the feat and if nothing else, Decadent Drinks deserve praise for that. Witnessing giant whisky producers resort to AI and cringeworthy gimmicks with huge budgets while a smaller, scrappy output like DD treats each release with care and originality lays bare the soullessness of corporate whisky hegemony.
Before I get to the liquid, Iβd like to take a moment to praise not just Decadentβs commitment to creativity and highlighting independent artists, but the label itself on this bottle.
Iβm unsure of the artist, but the aesthetic is brilliant. The character, the stark colors, the design, if the artist is out there and reading this: well done! I almost didnβt want to crack the bottle as it doubles as shelf decoration.
But alas, whisky is made to be imbibed and after months of delay and too many photos, it eventually was opened.
The bottle is a 17 year βSecret Highlandβ (the internet says Tomatin) and βfully matured in old sherrywoodβ; a first fill PX cask. βThe Teuchterβ is a new series from Decadent Drinks thatβs meant to be βmodernβ and βgo easy on the wallet.β
As an ignorant American I had to google βTeuchter,β itβs a pejorative for a resident of the Highlands. βFloraβ the character created for this bottle/story is an βout and proud Teuchter!β
From the DD website: βShe likes to get out in the hills, likes her jinks hi and her hip flask full. She loves life and loves Highland malt whiskies.β
Sounds like olβ Archie. I wonder if she fumbles around with a new camera as wellβ¦
Score: 7/10
Very Good Indeed.
TL;DR
Sweet, satisfying, and drinkable: nuff said
Nose
Definitely cask forward, especially initially. Loads of rich sherry notes up front, but very inviting with no hints of sharpness. Fruits aplenty. Abounding in raisin-ey sweetness. Fresh plums. Peeled apple. Dates. Fig jam. Triple berry muffins. Sun Maid Cinnamon Swirl Raisin Bread. Warm spices. Worn leather. Brown sugar. Hints of nutmeg. Maple syrup. Dark honey.
Fans of PX sherry style whisky will dig this dram. It has loads of character, even if it is quite cask dominant.
Water brings juicy strawberries, brighter, fresher fruits, milk chocolate, and a maltier sweetness. Almost noses like a bold red wine with intense dark fruits like a Cabernet Sauvignon.
Palate
More decadent richness. Oily, thick, and mouth coating. Nougaty chocolate like a Milky Way candy bar. Toffee pudding. Jammy. Jelly donut. Rich, but not as overtly sweet as the nose, more malty-sweet than fruity dessert sweet. Water brings mulled wine, milk duds, butter cookies, and Cadbury Fruit and Nut bars.
The finish is long, warm, sticky, and lip smacking; everything you want sherry cask whisky to be with strawberry frosting and chocolate milk coming in at the end. It has drinkability in spades and is quite βmoreishβ as the UK folk say. A whisky that sticks.
The Dregs
This is no doubt a cask-led dram. Although Iβve knocked others for being cask-smothered (and typically do prefer a better balance between cask and spirit) the long, mouth-coating finish, thickness, and βmoreishnessβ of this whisky takes it into βvery goodβ territory. Also, if an active cask is going to dominate, it might as well be one as expressive as this.
The late-teens age statement helps as well and is contributing to its depth and complexity (maybe there is some spirit character hidden in there somewhere) perhaps itβs the maltiness coming through with water and on the palate.
The internet aka Whiskybase says that the βsecretβ distillery is Tomatin. All the Tomatinβs Iβve sampled or acquired have been sherry matured and to me itβs a spirit that does very well in sherry. It makes sense this whisky is thriving in a first-fill Pedro Ximenez sherry cask. I canβt deny this is delicious whisky and at 46% is quite quaffable and dangerously drinkable. If the mood struck me, I could easily polish off a good portion of this bottle in one go.
βSherry bombβ naysayers should avoid this one. Or if those sticky-sweet fruit and rich dessert notes are too much, thereβs plenty of other options. Fans of this style, however, would find engaging whisky at a good price from a reputable bottler.
$85 for a 17-year PX whisky!? What planet is this fromβ¦!?
The artwork is a bonus.
Iβve heard a sequel is on the way too, a 10-year Clynelish in refill bourbon.
Lead the way folks! Archieβs camera just got a new SD cardβ¦
Score: 7/10
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